APESHIT
a calm ape standing at a toilet with a pressure gauge. when the gauge hits the goal he pulls the lever, a green candle blasts out of the bowl, then it sinks back down: flushed.

PRESSURE

DEMO · EXAMPLE NUMBERS
demo loop. the real gauge goes live at launch.

fees fill the toilet. the ape goes apeshit.

  1. every creator fee lands in the toilet.
  2. when the gauge hits the next blast goal (see the ladder), the ape buys with all of it in one market buy and flushes every token.
  3. every buy and every flush is listed below with its tx.
CA drops at launch
pump.fun X
fees generated—live at launch
burned—live at launch
holders—live at launch
next blast at—see the ladder

read live from Solana. fees generated = creator fees that reached the toilet (unclaimed + already claimed). burned = 1B launch supply minus the supply now.

the blast ladder

draft · goals not final

fresh fill: the toilet empties at every flush. each blast needs that many new SOL of creator fees: 2, 5, 10, 25, 50, 100, then 250, 500, 1,000. no seed. goals are about fees, not price.

    past 1,000: the ape keeps going. next lines get posted when he gets there.

    the flush log

    every flush: one market buy with everything in the toilet, then every token it bought is burned. both txs land here.

    watch a flush · example